The problem with Christ being a lich is that Water Walk is a cleric spell

averyterrible:

As is Raise Dead


sci-universe:

Italy’s Mount Etna volcano erupting perfect smoke rings.
Blaze it.

(via the-grand-budapest-hotelier)



sappling:

indigirl94:

sappling:

how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it

or maybe people are just horny but actually really like museums too because museums are really really cool and last I checked “wanting to go to a museum” and “being pretentious” weren’t mutually exclusive and museums are places that everyone can enjoy?

shut the fuck up


thottie:

srslywhocares:

Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

2001 is sacred

(via transradicalist)


corgiaddict:

"Somebody stole dinner off the table… and we can’t find Penny anywhere!"

corgiaddict:

"Somebody stole dinner off the table… and we can’t find Penny anywhere!"

(via taylermaybe)


brb having an emotional breakdown in a dennys bathroom


conversatron:

"waluigi number one" - the lesser known second sentence that neil armband said when landing on the first moon

(via jeffmanga)


citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

(via 2222445)